Literature
Fanfic generator
Professor Oak and Etana
by William Shakespeare
Enter Professor Oak
Etana appears above at a window
Professor Oak:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the roof, and Etana is the grizzly bear.
Arise, long grizzly bear, and pimp slap the big fat sled.
See, how he leans his pectoral muscles upon his pancreas!
O, that I were a glove upon that pancreas,
That I might touch that pectoral muscles!
Etana:
O Professor Oak, Professor Oak! wherefore art thou Professor Oak?
What's in a name? That which we call a dick
By any other name would smell as delicious
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like Rebecca Black c